What strikes me as shareable...

doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

You guys get me :-)

braineaterss:

I wish I had smaller boobs


Id be happy to help you carry them :-)

braineaterss:

I wish I had smaller boobs

Id be happy to help you carry them :-)

Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inapproprite questions.

rachelreine:

i won’t let this meme die

lornrocks:

brighthiatus89:

satanicdrag0n:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

This darling literally has the body of a goddess don’t hate the bby

So fucking yummy

Holy shit. One of the comments I made on a post has come back around. Weird.

I wish I had a breathing disorder, and the only way I could survive was to bury my face in that flawless rack. Oh what I wouldn’t do to motorboat those bad girls.

If you use a rideshare. Read this article from wired magazine

If you use a rideshare. Read this article from wired magazine

vintagewomenfromthepast:

Carrie Fisher in her slave Leia bikini on the beach.

What a friggin babe

misogynocology:

is that sarah jessica parker

Wow. Way to commit to a joke

christianmingle:

isnt it weird how with girls their boob size is out in the open and you know what youre up against from the start but with guys you have 0 indication of the size of their penis until the pants come off

Total bullshit. Woman live with the art of deception when it comes to their looks… too fat? Corset. Boobs too small? Wonder bra. Face too ugly? Better become a goddamn artist with that makeup.
Im sorry that ladies have to guess on one aspect of our anatomy, but straight guys are gambling on all the lies they see on you.

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN